You can't fool Mother Nature, and you can't fool market forces (at least not for long)

If it ain't a pleasure, it ain't a poem.

The reason we're here today is because years ago God broke Reggie Joiner's heart over the state of children.

I don't drink much anymore, because it's supposedly not good for me. I still have gallons of it around though. I smell the cork and do a lot of wishing.

Cheating is bad. That's a big mistake I've made, and I've really hurt people. I've never lied about it, though. I've always been honest.

It is our job to lift others up, not to size them up.

A sublime hope cheers ever the faithful heart, that elsewhere, in other regions of the universal powers, souls are now acting, enduring and daring, which can love us, and which we can love.

Do you not know that every religion in the world has declared every other religion a fraud? Yes, we all know it. That is the time all religions tell the truth - each of the other.

To out-group-members, oxytocin makes you crappier - less cooperative and more preemptively aggressive. It's not the luv hormone. It's the in-group parochialism/xenophobia hormone.

My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.

That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury.