You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on.

Nelson Mandela is a leader Barack Obama should try to emulate... He could start by spending 27 years in prison.

My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life.

I would rather go to Baghdad than go to a professional basketball game.

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

I talk to millions of people every day. I just like it when they can't talk back.

I'm in a unique position - I can do what I want.

I'm so happy, I think I'll dress up like J. Edgar Hoover and sing show tunes.

How do you tell a Communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.

Early violence and early abandonment damages people and family systems, and can persist for decades if not healed.

I started as a teenager going up on commercials.

The first thing in all progress is to leave something behind.

We, of course, need to improve our failing healthcare system, where costs are skyrocketing and 1 in 3 Americans doesn't have the healthcare that they need. Can't afford it, even with their insurance.

The first rule of my speaking is: listen!

I'm supposed to relax and concentrate on the image of myself out there skating my race.

Since music has never had a Rembrandt, we have remained nothing more than musicians.

I think Tom Paine is one of the greatest men that's ever lived.

This is the sorcery of literature. We are healed by our stories.