You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

By bringing the future into the present, you can do something about it usually before it gets too late.

Everything will change in your life when you finally learn that you deserve SO MUCH BETTER

Business and action strengthen the brain, but too much study weakens it.

Men are more important than tools. If you don't believe so, put a good tool into the hands of a poor workman.

Consciousness shakes off the littleness of being and finds the infinite space in which all things have a place. Be in your universality.

The fox is very cunning, but he is more cunning who catches the fox.

The Indian is but a sketch in red crayon of a rudimental manhood. To the problem of his relation to the white race, there is one solution: extermination.

For centuries, everything was taught through music. History was taught through music; language and mathematics were taught through music.

Music - it's motivational and just makes you relax.

There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes.