You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Our God is a great God. Indeed, He is the God of wonders.

I consider him [Alexander von Humboldt] the most important scientist whom I have met.

I am not here to parade my religious sentiments, but I declare I have too much respect for the faith in which I was born to ever use it as the basis of a political organization.

I can never decide whether my dreams are the result of my thoughts, or my thoughts the result of my dreams.

I watch a lot of television. I always have.

I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession.

The song tells me what to play.

I feel like anyone can be a kid forever as long as you have that mindset and attitude towards the world.