You can't go out and adopt Democrat policies all the way or halfway to show that you're not what they think you are.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The only thing new in the world is the history you do not know.

Be more wary of the fearful than of the brave.

Stories are there to entertain, preserve history, or serve a societal purpose of some kind.

Sometimes pain and hurt are good things because it means you strived for something in your life.

What is music anyway? It's a form of communication, and that's why I play the kind of music that I think - that I hope - can communicate with people.

There are many truths of which the full meaning cannot be realized until personal experience has brought it home.

I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.

Vaccines save lives; fear endangers them. It's a simple message parents need to keep hearing.

The age of a person doesn't matter. The sweetest music is played on the oldest violin.

Being different is good; embrace it.