You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep.

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

Every irrational and unscientific belief will ruin your life! Your own wrong belief will be your own tragic punishment!

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights)

Do you light up when your kids are coming in the room or do you become the instant critic?

People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk.

Focus like a laser, not a flashlight

Young people are capable, when aroused, of bringing down the towers of oppression and raising the banners of freedom.

Flying is hours and hours of boredom sprinkled with a few seconds of sheer terror.

An idea can only become a reality once it is broken down into organized, actionable elements.

My parents are great listeners Which is why I never tell them anything

I'm not handsome in the classical sense. The eyes droop, the mouth is crooked, the teeth aren't straight, the voice sounds like a Mafioso pallbearer, but somehow it all works.