You can’t has,' he whispered softly, 'not yours.

I guess I'm up to about 70% of normal, which is a real relief. My doctor gave me clearance to go out in public again, so I've been able to go to the store and help out a little bit around the house.

Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.

Be honest. Be kind. Be honorable. Work hard. And always be awesome.

I've done a lot of geeky things in my life, but I think the geekiest of all was my first effort to build props and cosplay, when I was about twelve years-old.

Things every person should have: •A nemesis. •An evil twin. •A secret headquarters. •An escape hatch. •A partner in crime. •A secret identity.

No matter what I do with my life, or how successful I am, I will always be a socially awkward penguin inside.

Being a nerd is not about what you love, it's about how you love it.

The goal isn’t to make something everyone will love; the goal is to get excited, and make a thing where something wasn’t before.

It’s not about what you said. It’s not about what you did. It’s not about what you love. It’s about them feeling bad about themselves.

Don't let the fear of not pleasing someone stop you from being creative.

Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule.

maybe somebody finally shot the dog.

They tell us, love, that eternity awaits.

What better is there to sigh for than happiness, yesterday's or tomorrow's.

The thing I believe in most in the world is my own fallibility, so I am willing to believe that I may be wrong too.

You can call it ugly if you want, but I'd call it a win.

I completely agree with the concept that American citizens shouldn't expect that a failure of a bank would cost them money, or that it would hurt the economy.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

For life goes not backward, nor tarries with yesterday.

I'd been collecting different ethnic instruments here and there, and then I started making little bell type stuff, looking for weird little sound toys.