You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.

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My greatest wish

Friendship is not about ships—no matter how big and fancy and expensive the yacht is.

Life gets boring with only humans to talk to.

Dunn's Law:Careful planning is no substitute for dumb luck.

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

Social Security is a program that should be strengthened and preserved for future generations.

There is a measure in everything. There are fixed limits beyond which and short of which right cannot find a resting place.

The Roman Catholics teach that unless you're a Roman Catholic you do not go to heaven.