You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Great depth of beingness and creativity often come with great woundedness.

She existed in her friends

Do tears not yet spilledwait in small lakes?Or are they invisible riversthat run toward sadness?

This tendency to consider only bombings or picking up the gun as revolutionary, with the glorification of the heavier the better,we've called the military error.

I'm from a very politically and socially conscious family. My mother always made a point of making us look at what was going on around us and take stock of our part in it.

I love being athletic and doing things that are active, even when I'm traveling.

There is no such thing as a worthless conversation, provided you know what to listen for. And questions are the breath of life for a conversation.

Get your friends involved. Let your shopping buddies know that you're on a tight budget, and they can help you out when your willpower starts to weaken at the mall.

Well, hip-hop is what makes the world go around.