You can't help what you feel, but you can help how you behave

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

To forget a friend is sad. Not everyone has had a friend.

War is the worst way of gathering knowledge about a foreign culture.

Americans have less and less patience for the intrusive and divisive moral scolds who thrived in the bubbles of the Clinton and Bush years.

I'm pretty boring. I consider myself not a celebrity. I'm a normal person that sings on stage.

Fresh spring! / The world is only Nine days old - / These fields and mountains!

People do not come into therapy to change their past but their future.

My grandmother, she say I shouldn't be playing. I should go to church. Fially, I say I'm going do this, I'm going do it. And she got where she didn't bother me about it.

Accuracy, Rule of, Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.

They rushed to move it forward, uh, and then a lawsuit was filed and we spent many months litigating, rather than trying to come up with legislation and move forward on that front.