You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to.

I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.

On the whole, I prefer not to be lectured on patriotism by those who keep offshore maildrops in order to avoid paying their taxes.

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.

It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and prove you're wrong.

It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America.

Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel -- it's vulgar.

If you ever get to the place where injustice doesn't bother you, you're dead.

One thing that corporations do not do is give out money out of the goodness of their hearts.

I know: "Guns Don't Kill People." But I suspect that they have something to do with it. If you point your finger at someone and say, "Bang, bang, you're dead," not much actually happens.

How the American right managed to convince itself that the programs to alleviate poverty are responsible for the consequences of poverty will someday be studied as a notorious mass illusion.

We all have the same root, and are connected...To tap into this connectedness we must go within.

Storytelling keeps life going.

True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.

If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful.

If you work, if you wait, you will find the place where the four-leaf clovers grow.

It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year.

Nobody knows the trouble you've seen - and nobody wants to.

Experience is no more transferable in morals than in art.

The fundamental task of the evangelization of culture is the challenge to make God visible in the human face of Jesus.

Men bound hand and foot in the endless chain of cause & effect cannot free each other.