You can't judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.

On the film where I didn't get along with the director, I just decided to not speak to him.

When you imitate the enemy's tactics, you take on his liabilities.

The plays I remember are the plays I made a mistake.

You will never go beyond the barriers in your own mind. If you think you can't do something, then you never will.

We are helping the people that [George W.]Bush says are evil. Teheran couldn't be happier about the high oil prices resulting from the Iraq war.

In every ancient culture, there are rituals to mortify the body as a way of understanding that the energy of the soul is indestructible.

Every film is a political act; it's how you see the world.

Freud was a hero. He descended to the Underworld and met there stark terrors. He carried with him his theory as a Medusa's head which turned these terrors to stone.

Art achieves all little things by absolute truth: but all her great things need some admixture of illusion.