You can't just say there is a god because the world is beautiful. You have to account for bone cancer in children

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

Being a team player will help you climb the ladder of success. Furthermore, a successful team player can rise to the level of team leader in the future.

Gentle With Them Thar Spurs'—a sequel to 'Riders of the Purple Sau-Sage.' Spurs was the feminist novel of its day…which was Tuesday." —Bats 2015

The closest thing to being cared for is to care for someone else.

Our journey is not complete until all our children... know that they are cared for and cherished and always safe from harm.

Religion is not the belief there is a god. Religion is the belief god tells you what to do.

Great art is created only through diligent and painstaking effort to perfect and polish oneself.

Two of my boys are Manchester United fans; one is an Arsenal fan. Whenever there is a game I can take the boys to, I love taking them.

Situationism is a ludicrous proposition. It's ill-formed and it's perfectly French. That Gallic disposition towards common sense. L'Anarchie!

The excellence of this important contribution to genre literature CANNOT be overstated A masterwork.