You can't keep a cool head when you're drowning in love. You just trash around a lot and scream, and wear yourself out.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

ONE WORDOne word— one stonein a cold river.One more stone—I'll need many stonesif I'm going to get over.

In Your Life, Be A Creator of Something You Care About.

The one thing that the racist can never manage is anything like discrimination: he is indiscriminate by definition.

Acting is hard work. At times, it's very energizing and enervating. It's childish. It's also responsible. It's illuminating, enriching, joyful, drab. It's bizarre, diabolical. It's exciting.

I wouldn't record any song that I didn't like.

In politics, every year in the White House is like dog years, it takes off seven years of your life.

Islam is against killing, terrorism, and murder. People who commit these acts in the name of Islam are wrong. And if I had a chance I would do something about it.

They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.

I have come to this conclusion that there is only one country in the world which understands religion - it is India.

Except for the young or very happy, I can't say I am sorry for anyone who dies.