You can't kill ideas. But you can sure shoot the people who hold them

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.

Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.

My last fear, the fear of God, died with my faith.

One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn't pay. Of course, crime pays.

The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.

Once you start a war, you have to win.

If you're not a target, you're a failure.

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.

When you’ve tried everything and failed, try everything else and succeed

The things you don't know or understand are as important as your desire to know them. This is the relationship of man to mystery.

The Internet is the ultimate in brand-centered buying.

I do my best work if I think about what it is I have to offer.

The end point of rationality is to demonstrate the limits of rationality.

Heard ten thousand whispering and nobody listening. Heard one person starve, I heard many people laughing. Heard the song of a poet who died in the gutter.

I've wrecked and ravaged half my life in the pursuit of women, and I suffer the pangs of about seventeen regrets -- the seventeen who got away.

I love fishing and surfing, and I work out every day.

Im studying jerkoffs in the wild," Ben answered dryly. "This seemed like a good chance to view one up close.