You can't lose with the Stuff I use!

The best thing you can do for the poor is not to be one of them.

Never say money is hard to get. Money will hear you, and that's just what she'll be.

I've heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I've never heard of Someday.

If it's that difficult for a rich man to get into heaven, think how terrible it must be for a poor man to get in . He doesn't even have a bribe for the gatekeeper.

I love money and money loves me.

Money is God in action.

Helen stared at him "How do you do that? How do you figure everything out so quickly?""You may be all-powerful, but nothing beats plain old logic." He smiled at her

For my own health, I thought it was better to eat a plant based diet. I'm going to be 60 soon and I have boundless energy and I feel really good, so I'm all for it.

The Bahá´í Faith is consolation for humanity.

You live your comedic life close to the edge, you're gonna cross the line and offend people.

What is the purpose of life? I believe that the purpose of life is to be happy.

Idealism may get us into the fray, but it is the loss of all we cherish that begins to form in us a heart capable of leading others reluctantly and humbly.

The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.

It seem like everybody dress tight now, And I just want my credit.

Extreme volume in music very often disguises a lack of actually important content.