You can't make a souffle rise twice.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

The romantic within us is a harbinger of our deepest desires.

You can put a public school and university in the middle of every block of every city in America—but you will never keep America from rotting morally by mere intellectual education.

Always be of good cheer.

Traditional angling is a mindset. So, have you set your mind?

The essence of belief is the establishment of a habit.

Finding the leaders of the future is a question of recognizing those people who give leadership in a crisis.

science progresses by trial and error, and when it is forbidden to admit error there can be no progress.

It's always the same, Combs walks, Koening singles, Ruth hits one out of the park, Gehrig doubles, Lazzeri triples. Then Dugan goes in the dirt on his can.

An idea accepted as true from any source can be every bit as powerful as hypnosis.

It's only a thought and a thought can be changed. Choose good ones.