You can't make everybody love you. It's an exercise in futility, and it's probably not even a good idea to try.

At least I hate myself as much as I hate anybody else.

Killing yourself is a major commitment, it takes a kind of courage. Most people just lead lives of cowardly desperation. It's kinda half suicide where you just dull yourself with substances.

When I come up against the real world, I just vacillate.

I knew I was weird by the time I was four. I knew I wasn't like other boys. I knew I was more fearful. I didn't like the rough and tumble most boys were into. I knew I was a sissy.

I felt so painfully isolated that I vowed I would get revenge on the world by becoming a famous cartoonist.

When I listen to old music, that's one of the few times that I actually have a kind of love for humanity.

Hey kids, while you're out smashing the state keep a smile on your lips and a song in your hearts.

Drawing is a way for me to articulate things inside myself that I can't otherwise grasp.

Your vigor for life appalls me.

I'm just a negative person, a deeply negative person. I see the worst aspects of everything.

..the happy hum of humanity.

Our thinking makes our life.

When we are dealing with death we are constantly being dragged down by the event: Humor diverts our attention and lifts our sagging spirits.

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.

A beaten general is disgraced forever.

Most of the big money people don't know what would interest an audience if you did it. They only know what interested the audience last time.

I've been looking for you a long time, I just didn't know it. But now I do.

How exciting is it to come to work if the best you can do is trounce some other company that does roughly the same thing?

A sense of worthiness is a child's most important need.

He frosted under heavy guard.