You can't make people love you but you can make them fear you

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl.

the garbage cans and mailboxes on the sidewalk would stay the same, but the people would be just a beautiful blur of motion.

Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I'm just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover.

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell...You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you

Recently my publicist asked me for a college photo, and I realize how chubby I looked. I know this sounds totally shallow, but my advice is don't fall prey to the freshmen fifteen!

Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.

...don't act like I didn't for you. I did. Hard. And for a long time. So please, forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted.

I know hate is a strong word and everything, but its okay: we're teenagers.

A bad song you can't forget is called an earworm. The way to get rid of an earworm is to deliberately remember an equally awful song.

The closest and most precious people in your life are guaranteed to make you feel the entire spectrum of human emotions.

Getting older comes with abilities. Being old comes with disabilities.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

What is speed? The sports press often confuses speed with insight. See, if I start running slightly earlier than someone else, I seem faster.

I'm on this extraordinary adventure, and if I have no one to talk to at the end of the night, I feel lonely.

The word is a force you cannot see, but you can see the manifestation of that force, the expression of the word, which is your own life.

Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.

You did not come here to be normal, you came here to be you.

If you're sitting around thinking what other people think about your work, you'll just become paralysed.