You can't no more teach what you ain't learned than you can come from where you ain't been.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The world is mostly divided between madmen who remember and madmen who forget. Heroes are rare.

The land of abundance will always be big enough to accommodate us all, but we still have to make it there first.

The greatest saint in the world is not he who prays most or fasts most it is not he who gives alms or is most eminent for temperance chastity or justice. It is he who is most thankful to God.

Nature time and patience are the three great physicians.

How hard, how desperately hard, is the way of the experimenter in art!

If, at some future point, my face collapses around my eyes, I'd probably do something about it. My eyes are where I live, and if people couldn't see them, no one would know me.

Failure gave me strength. Pain was my motivation

Crazy ideas sometimes work, and the technological society that we have is built on a foundation of those crazy ideas that work.

I spend as many hours a day as I possibly can smoking cannabis

Nuclear war would mean abolition of most comforts, and disruption of normal routines, for children and adults alike.