You can't not like "The Great Gatsby." It's got the best sentences in, like, ever.

Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.

Amsterdam is like the rings of a tree: It gets older as you get closer to the center.

I feel like crying, so I must be crying, but it's impossible to tell because I'm underwater.

...And in freedom, most people find sin.

So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.

A taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution.

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.

The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.

All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm.

I would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart.

Worthy character is best forged from a life of consistent, correct choices centered in the teachings of the Master.

When question ariseBelieve or not to believeAlways believe.

It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

I can never close my lips where I have opened my heart

If you want enemies, excel your friends; but if you want friends, let your friends excel you.

Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.

We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.

All the literati keep at least one imaginary friend.

I've never taken drugs - if you take a drug of your choice, you get some ecstatic feeling.

I like the fact that people come together who have shared values, but I don't believe that a man died 2,000 years ago and was crucified on a cross to save me from my original sin.