You can't open your presents 'til you write your thank-you letters.

When in doubt, freak 'em out.

If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts.

I look spooky but I’m really nice.

If I had to pick between Heaven and Hell, I'd pick Hell, because I can't keep white clean.

Never feel guilty. Don't hold yourself back by guilt or fear. No other species in the entire world deals with guilt. Guilt is a bizarre emotion that makes you feel bad about decisions that you make.

I acknowledge that I have no idea who the hell I am, and I think that's the first step.

I function because I am on drugs.

Every disposable job makes you partially suicidal. But I've always worked because I need to buy drugs and wigs so I could go out in drag and get wasted!

I never worry about the social backlash against my work because I'm a man in a dress, and somehow American society creates a buffer on how severe things are when you put a man in a dress.

Being booed off stage is just an applause from ghosts!

When nothing works, persistence will.

And what little she allowed herself to say was said in a strained tone, in which her ingrained timidity paralysed her tendency to freedom and audacity of speech.

CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.

Scare the hell out of the American people.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

If you have humility, you are willing to undertake anything to spread the dharma.

I'll take the cemetery," Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club might collapse if I go.

Someday you're going to have to learn to separate what seems to be important from what really is important.

All I could think to say was, "The Lakers are my home team!

What I love about African-African music is how unselfconscious it is in so many ways.