You can’t play city rules when you live in a jungle.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

We savour on great memories of happy times.

She was a wicked thing sometimes. All full of want. As if the shape of the world depended on her mood. As if she were important.

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

I'm sure you're well aware of the car companies that went out of business in 2008. And you've had other brands that have seen difficulties here and there, even some of the most famous ones.

The United States has been from the beginning greatly influenced and primarily influenced by the Judeo-Christian system of values.

Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.

If people would but provide for eternity with the same solicitude and real care as they do for this life, they could not fail of heaven.

You, sir, are a ray of sunshine. -Percy Jackson

McDonalds in Tokyo is a terrible revenge for Pearl Harbor.

If you feel strongly about someone, go up to them. Pursue what you want in life. Why be shy about something like that?