You can't postpone sorrow, so why would you postpone happiness?

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

The real education is the reality of how well you live life.

Uncle said, "If love would save him, wouldn't no harm come to him.

I say, 'Woe to them that have a nose, a real nose, and come to look round the torture-chamber! Aha, aha, aha!

Well I'm finding it harderto be a gentleman every dayAll the manners that I've been taughthave slowly died awayBut if I held the door open for youIt wouldn't make your day.

Cinema Paradiso' is a fantastic film, I love that.

The school is the manufactory of humanity.

If you can use a Web browser, you can use Skype.

Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

Life is one big transition.