You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

In the business of war, the role of women is really to maintain normalcy and ensure that there is cultural continuity.

I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?

Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.

It would be mockery to call such dreariness heaven at all.

Obviously, everybody has their own expectations of you, but you have to have your own expectations for yourself. For me, I'm right on track.

If you are talented, you can really do anything. And if your heart is at the right place and you have the passion for it, you can go for it and do it.

Man, the molecule of society, is the subject of social science.

Catherine Zeta-Jones started out like me. Her big break in Hollywood was in 'Zorro.'

It's easier for me to say what God is not, and then what God is.

Prayer - secret, fervent, believing prayer - lies at the root of all personal godliness.