You can't pray away global warming, and that's the difference between religious people and sane people.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

We can only trust God to change hearts and lives, and let Him use us to stand up for Him, and to love the hurting.

To survive in peace and harmony, united and strong, we must have one people, one nation, one flag.

I'm always a work in progress.

Luck is when preparedness meets opportunity.

We’re damn lucky to have our bodies, these strange, multi-functional machines, that let us leave our legacy on the planet.

As long as copyright is breached in Iran and international works are being freely published in magazines and newspapers, no one feels any need for Iranian works.

One thing that I like to do is use words that have never actually been used in a rap song before. I also like to take words that have negative connotations and show their real meaning.

You cannot go wrong by learning classical music because it trains the ear.

Where billows never break, nor tempests roar.

I don't lead a particularly exciting life away from work.