You can't process me with a normal brain.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

As more women lean in to their careers, more men need to lean in to their families. We need to encourage men to be more ambitious in their homes.

Take a trip to the forest and experience the greatness of getting on your knees and picking your own food and going home... and eating it.

Preparation for life is so important. Luck is what happens when preparedness meets opportunity. Opportunity is all around us. Are you prepared?

Well, I have a very simple method of painting.

According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.

The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover

One day you are drinking the wine, and they next day you are picking the grapes.

Life is not a popularity contest. Take the hill, but first answer the question: What is my hill?.

I don't do commissions and I like the freedom to create what my heart or mind tells me to.

It would be excellent if he is prepared to listen to other points of view.