You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Cruel blows of fate call for extreme kindness in the family circle.

You can get through the storm with your hope in Jesus.

Please don't cry, darling. I'd spare you tears for the rest of your life if I could

I remember when I was in college, people told me I couldn't play in the NBA. There's always somebody saying you can't do it, and those people have to be ignored.

I like exploring, especially being and getting more comfortable with a character and in the space a character is always in.

Veganism can resurrect Eden and create heaven on Earth. We can have a place where humans view animals in awe, and animals view humans with a curious aloofness.

You'd never killed anyone. Then you had.

My worthy friend, gray are all theories And green alone Life's golden tree.

[Garry Winogrand] was a bull of a man and the world his china shop.

I think people watch TV to escape from life.