You can’t reach the destination which you don’t know. So what’s the use of hard work when you don’t know where it’s taking you?

If you want to become successful, then first become the person who can be successful.

The miracle is life, time and nature, three sacred gifts, ends with 'e'.

a politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man.

Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so right in the middle of it we die lose a leg fall in love drop a jar of applesauce.

For truly it is to be noted, that children's plays are not sports, and should be deemed as their most serious actions.

A great restaurant is one that just makes you feel like you're not sure whether you went out or you came home and confuses you. If it can do both of those things at the same time, you're hooked.

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

The problem with the American health-care system that it is not working for the American family.

It's a lot of crooked cops out there. They manipulate the system.

If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loudly. Do not compound mispronunciation with inaudibility