You can't shame or humiliate modern celebrities. What used to be called shame and humiliation is now called publicity.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Happiness will teach you to live your life and pain will tell you the way.

The Hot Air Balloon CharmLife Can Be Filled with Adventure If You Let Yourself Soar

In this world we're all travelers on the same ship that has set sail from one unknown port en route to another equally foreign to us

The essence of trade unionism is social uplift. The labor movement has been the haven for the dispossessed, the despised, the neglected, the downtrodden, the poor.

Can anything be constant in a world which is eternally changing?

When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.

People forget the good, because the bad has more punch.

Oh, how wretched should I be at this moment, if I had not made my peace with God.

I don't expect too much from the afterlife, I think that I know very well what pain is. When I think of the end of my life, I think mainly: I didn't do nothing, but I could have done more.

I've never been the girl that's had the five-year plan, the 10-year plan and I'm still not.