You can't start at the top.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

When it becomes above normal, material happiness will feel like misery.

To establish true self-esteem we must concentrate on our successes and forget about the failures and the negatives in our lives. - Denis Waitley.

I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.

I am happy to continue with my journey through time.

Any given moment - no matter how casual, how ordinary - is poised, full of gaping life.

I tried to make myself as pretty as possible and even then I thought I was ugly. I found it madly difficult to go out, to show myself.

Science, at bottom, is really anti-intellectual. It always distrusts pure reason, and demands the production of objective fact.

There are times with your friends when you just have to put their whole mess out of your mind for a while.

On the Continent and elsewhere in the West, native populations are aging and fading and being supplanted remorselessly by a young Muslim demographic.

Brokenness is the operative issue of our time - broken souls, broken hearts, broken places.