You can't study comedy it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

We are heavenly beings.

The things we earnestly chased like they are inevitable

If only it felt like an academic exercise when she kissed him, instead of a soul-drowning tsunami of want and need.

If He has said much about prayer, it is because He knows we have much need of it.

I love to see my family together. That's what life is about. It's about family.

Make up your mind that no matter what comes your way, no matter how difficult, no matter how unfair, you will do more than simply survive. You will thrive in spite of it.

Instead of inflicting upon us the judgment we deserved, God in Christ endured it in our place.

A lot of bands that are great disappear a little bit faster than they used to. They don't get as much support for the long haul. You have to be pretty tough to hang in there.

Make sure that your religion is a matter between you and God only.

The shadows cannot speak.