You can't truly understand a fact by watching its' true story version.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Trees generously share their fruit.Bees generously share their honey.Flowers generously share their perfume. Do likewise.

Musical Chairs. Except I thought, when God's providing the music, everyone gets a chair.

A full, rich drawing style is a drawback.

They were the first Westerners. The spirit of the West, the modern spirit, is a Greek discovery; and the place of the Greeks is in the modern world.

The goal in life is to live young, have fun, and arrive at your final destination as late as possible, with a smile on your face.

To eat is human, to digest, divine

I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs

Teach you children poetry; it opens the mind, lends grace to wisdom and makes the heroic virtues hereditary.

[Donald Trump] will try to renegotiate the trade deals a little bit.