You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism.

Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense

Should check the Internet and make sure everything on there is correct.

the old man dance, where I tense up, shuffle my feet intermittently, complain about the music volume, and sit down for a rest.

Everybody wants a change and change happens in the life of everybody each day, but not all changes are preferable

I don't want to be a vampire' she told herself. But in her dreams, she kind of did.

The mind's cross-indexing puts the best librarian to shame.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

The enemies of freedom will not prevail.

If there's nobody in your way, you're not going anywhere.

I have to be careful what I ask for in life, cause I always seem to get it! The good thing is, Ive got a purpose now, whereas before my purpose was to go out and party.

Nobly to live, or else nobly to die,Befits proud birth.

Prayer is the arena where our faith meets God's abilities.

I no longer give Power Point presentations, because I've come to believe that power corrupts, and Power Point corrupts absolutely.