You can't write about a horrible restaurant - if it's a Ma & Pa restaurant no one wants to see you kick Ma & Pa in the chops.

I have like 10 different processes I go to. My favorite one is to just go to an obscure neighborhood I haven't been to in decades and just wander around.

I pre-screen restaurants because my objective is to never have a bad meal, and I get pretty close to that.

If I go into a restaurant and the food sucks I feel so depressed I just want to carve it in my wrist with the butter knife.

If a restaurant fumbles once I don't have to hold it against them, anyone can have a bad night.

magic can make things happen before you do it. It can make things have happened.

The secret of good magic is another magic.

I believe that everything in life happens for a reason.

I think God wants us to love Him more, not to love others less.

I don't think anybody really loves the sound of their own voice, but the tweakability is huge.

It's very likely that graduates, current employees and retirees have some wonderful pieces of Deer Park history in their closets or garages.

The United States appear to be destined by Providence to plague America with misery in the name of liberty.

The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals

Those who are absent, by its means become present; it [mail] is the consolation of life.