You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.

I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.

I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought iron pineapple and a cork-shaped bruise in my cleavage.

There's an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say 'Fiddledeedee', run for the hills, because I'm getting ready to take out bystanders.

Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's sort of like life in Los Angeles.

The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.

If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody screws with my dog.

To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.

You can't worry about the future so much that you miss out on the present.

Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How much do you remember?

Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady?

I don't like people who have never fallen or stumbled. Their virtue is lifeless and it isn't of much value. Life hasn't revealed its beauty to them.

I changed for the better when I quit expecting others to.

Writing has made me a better actor. Acting has made me a better writer. So why wouldn't directing make me a better actor and writer?

No matter what the job description says, your real job is to make the boss look good.

If you get angry easily, it may be because the seed of anger in you has been watered frequently over many years, and unfortunately you have allowed it or even encouraged it to be watered.

You were the best friend I ever had, Allie. I'd still like to be friends, even if you are engaged, and even if it is just for a couple of days.

To achieve progress nature alone counts, and the eye is trained through contact with her. It becomes concentric by looking and working.

When soul rises Into lips You feel the kiss You have wanted

I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time.

We look at what we do to determine who we are.