You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

The world is 3 days: As for yesterday, it has vanished along with all that was in it. As for tomorrow, you may never see it. As for today, it is yours, so work on it.

Appreciation is always appreciated.

I set up situations that involve abandoning control and finding out what happens.

Mickey Cray had been out of work ever since a dead iguana fell from a palm tree and hit him on the head.

Earlier attempts to show that simpler theories always have higher prior probabilities have failed, but there is a restricted circumstance in which the claim is right.

To please the fancy is no trifling good, Where health is studied; for whatever moves The mind with calm delight, promotes the just And natural movements of th'harmonious frame.

Remember to think of your departed mother always as living, just away in another room of our Father's house.

Roam in the world as a lion of self-control; see that the frogs of weakness don’t kick you around.

The greatest crime is not developing your potential. When you do what you do best, you are helping not only yourself, but the world.

Music is everything to me. Without music, I wouldnt be here in America now, and I would have been a completely different person. It made me who I am today.