You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

I had to learn to live without you and I couldn't make sense of it, because I left so much of me inside of you.

Lady's mouth tasted like blood and iron all the time now. It tasted like defeat.

European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.

A Word that Breathes Distinctly Has not the Power to Die

Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.

We are dealing with veterans, not procedures; with their problems, not ours.

Someone spilled the ink on the canvas. Now boasts: "I painted the night".

Our land, the first garden of liberty's tree-- It has been, and shall be, the land of the free.

The Cuban people have an amazingly strong and unbroken spirit.