You can teach an old dog new tricks with the right kind of doggie treats.

Every piece of the puzzle that doesn't fit gets you closer to the answer.

You'll have a lot more respect for a bird after you try making a nest.

Nobody notices it when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it's down.

It's easier to throw sticks on the campfire than to try to restart it when it goes out.

If you want to zoom down the expert slope tomorrow, you have to fall down the bunny slope today.

If you want pancakes for breakfast, offer to help make them.

Look at the footprints you've made.

Ten minutes is short if it's a recess and long if it's a punishment.

It's not enough to be able to spell "magnificence" in your bedroom. You have to be able to spell it at the microphone during the spelling bee.

If you want to see a shooting star, you might have to spend a lot of nights looking up.

What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

Endless seas, mean endless adventures.

When I get married, I want to be really married

These 'Sports Illustrated' people, they know how to hold a secret.

Dry bread at home is better then rost meate abroad.

I've often been the guy who doesn't get the girl.

Travel the world, learn other languages, demand liberty, despise violence, read books, and keep a dictionary nearby.

If youve ever lived in Chicago, anyone who has, they know what a winter in Chicago is like. To be going through a tough time here in the winter would be just be all the more worse.

I think sometimes you don't understand how to convey an idea, depending on the moment you're living in.

If you're in a relationship and you try to trust somebody who's completely untrustworthy, when trust is the basis of any relationship and everyone else says not to trust, is love transformative.