You can thank Henry Ford for that. He was a warlock, you know.

What you believe of yourself is what you will become.

We don't know how much we are capable of loving until the people we love are being taken away, until a beautiful story is ending.

Never marry someone in hope that they'll change later.

If I like you, I'll confront you and be open about it. Then I expect you to come after me.

I don't take it for granted, because I saw the fruits of Stan's [Lee] 50-year labor, and I didn't have to wait 50 years myself.

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.

I'm not a comedian. I don't do stand-up. I don't tell jokes. I'm a comedic actor, and approach my work that way. The comedy comes through the character.

I never knew a writer's wife who wasn't beautiful.

The older a people grows, the more it absorbs its own landscape and builds to it.

The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.