You can think and you can fight, but the world's always movin', and if you wanna stay ahead you gotta dance.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Mankind's glorious and people's happy ending is inevitable. No one will be left behind.

For aeons past, there were many gods who descended to be humans, yet there were not many humans who ascended back to their divinity.

Your smile is a kind hello and a sincere invitation that opens the gateway to engage others and begin conversations.

Anything in any way beautiful derives its beauty from itself and asks nothing beyond itself. Praise is no part of it, for nothing is made worse or better by praise.

When you leave good people afraid to speak on behalf of justice, however awkwardly or insensitively, those unafraid to speak will rise to power.

Women are outperforming men in almost every sphere of life in our society and the women of East Indian ancestry are no exception to this rule. They have broken the cultural mould.

Natural selection eliminates and maybe maintains, but it doesn't create.

Genius is essentially creative; it bears the stamp of the individual who possesses it.

I'm just here to open up doors for all these other cats out here that are trying to do the same thing really.