You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

I'm guilty of giving people more chances than they deserve but when I'm done, I'm done.

Stay in the race. Keep running. Keep walking. Keep praying. The Lord will renew your strength.

Your true destiny always calls for you to never permit the fear of the unknown to force you into settling for less.

Today i want to talk to you, and you don't have time. Tomorrow you would desperately want to talk to me and I won't be around

Political cynicism, disengagement, democratic decadence — call it what you will — is too often an excuse for physical and intellectual laziness.

I'm not telling anyone, 'Quit your job and be homeless to go for your dream.'

I was extended secret service protection during my presidential run in 1984, when I received the most death threats ever made toward a candidate.

In high school, I was a total jock/extracurricular nerd/just plain nerd.

Jesus Christ went to the cross to magnify his ego.

The law is bigger than money - but only if the law works hard enough.