You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

It is action that creates motivation.

People used to complain to me all the time, 'I can't even hear you sing because your clothes are so loud.

What's funny for me is that I made a lot of the music I make with intentions of it being a song you listen to, to chill out.

General rules have been legislated into being by past masters.

Stubborness we deprecate, Firmness we condone, The former is our neighbors trait, The latter is our own.

Each problem has hidden in it an opportunity so powerful that it literally dwarfs the problem.

People say money ain't nothing; money is basically everything.

When I got 'Lost,' I was about to not be able to live, so it was a fall-to-the-knees, burst-into-tears, 'I'm saved by this great role' moment.

My ultimate aim would be to captivate an audience, even just for a second.

When beggars die, there are no comets seen; the heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes.