You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

Some fool aims to go to heaven

He came back full of life and hope and determination.

The secret to living fully is to find your passion and pursue it.

It's not about the past or the future, it's about right now.

On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

You need experience, adventure, and explorations more than you need algebra!

To a poet, silence is an acceptable response, even a flattering one.

Once one is beyond a certain level of commitment to the sport, life begins to seem an allegory of rowing rather than rowing an allegory of life.

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

I really don't look at my life as being an accomplishment. I'm just very thankful for what I've been given.