You cannot avoid mortality. But you can choose your way of meeting it. And that is the most that any man can hope for.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future.

Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show.

Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.

Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that we are immune to their operations.

The jingling of a fat purse always commands the world.

True genius can be identified by the fact that its expression changes the world into something it has never been before.

Adolescence is that time in your life when you discover your ability to be depressed.

You will find it easiest to ride the avalanche in the direction it already travels.

The human race never solves any of its problems, it only outlives them.

The capacity to blunder slightly is the real marvel of DNA. Without this special attribute, we would still be anaerobic bacteria and there would be no music.

Either offend or represent, don’t be a spectator.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, you're probably in the wrong bathroom.

What the hell difference does it make left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

Mental illness and creativity are - it's a thin line in between the two. I tend to believe that.

The more you read, the more you realize there are fascinating books to be read and so little time to do so.

Language may die at the hands of the schoolman: it is regenerated by the poets

There can be no courage in men unless God supports them by his Word.

If your child is more important than your vision of your child, life becomes easier.

He that succeeds makes an important thing of the immediate task.