You cannot be serious!

I have never seen someone point after point that just gives it everything.

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

My greatest strength is that I have no weaknesses.

As they say in sports, the older you get, the better you used to be.

The important thing is to learn a lesson every time you lose.

That's one of the best sets I've seen him play, although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before.

I think it's the mark of a great player to be confident in tough situations.

We all choke. Winners know how to handle choking better than losers.

I want to be remembered as a great player, but I guess it will be as a player who got angry on a tennis court.

What is the single most important quality in a tennis champion? I would have to say desire, staying in there and winning matches when you are not playing that well.

Still, I could find no good reason for not going. So I decided to go.

Death means nothing to us

Flying in space is a privilege, whether it's the first time or the fourth time.

In my experience all women deserve someone better.

My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.

At Dartmouth, we make you into a man by allowing you to remain a boy.

My love for you is immeasurable, my respect for you immense. You're ageless, timeless, lace and fineness, you're beauty and elegance.

It's not how long you live, but how you live that's important. Therefore, don't make your life just livable, make it memorable.

The modest Rose puts forth a thorn,The humble sheep a threat'ning horn:While the Lily white shall in love delight,Nor a thorn nor a threat stain her beauty bright.

Put forth thy hand, reach at the glorious gold.