You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.

Children see magic because they look for it.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.

The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.

She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.

Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".

The medium obscured the message.

If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.

Routine feeds the illusion of safety...

Oh, Confucius, "real knowledge" is to know we will ever be able to measure the extent of our, or one's, ignorance.

When people have a willpower failure, it's because they haven't anticipated a situation that's going to come along.

In Einstein's theory of relativity the observer is a man who sets out in quest of truth armed with a measuring-rod. In quantum theory he sets out with a sieve.

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television.

In truth you owe naught to any man. You owe to all men.

The city has to do what any citizen or family does, when you have a dream. You tighten your belt. You sacrifice some luxuries. Above all, you don't waste a dime.

Respect for the Truth is an acquired taste.

I grew up reading Ayn Rand and it taught me quite a bit about who I am and what my value systems are, and what my beliefs are.

Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side.

It gets pretty boring when all you are is the support system for a male character.