You cannot control faeries. Can. Not. They aren't logical or rational. They don't obey the same laws (physical, social, emotional, traffic - you name it) that we do.

...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck

Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless

You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain.

Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.

Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal.

Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.

Women's liberation by women who are already liberated through channels that would mess them up further

These things happen.

Falling in love happens many times in our lives. I’m looking on the bright side— I might be one heartbreak away from happily ever after!— Penelope Jones

I've always felt that rock & roll was very, very wholesome.

With a little leadership, you'd get it in here very quickly, and it could be put to use on the inner cities and lots of other things, and it would be beautiful.

I don't think you're entitled to read my mail between my daughters and me.

Never settle for second when first is available

Rich people believe 'I create my life.' Poor people believe 'Life happens to me.'

Being an animator, and I've directed tons of mo-cap, which really is about how do characters move through space.

Never be afraid to learn. Have a good amount of resilience and enjoy the journey.