You cannot go wrong with Bugs Bunny. He's the coolest cartoon character ever. I quote him all the time.

I feel the need to endanger myself every so often.

Thank God for acupuncture. It's been around for 2000 years. It's not going anyplace and people use it all of the time for a variety of cures and to avoid illnesses.

I have this burgeoning reputation for playing a scumbag.

I've always felt if my nose were more crooked, critics would focus more on my acting.

Well, I have a farm in Vermont that's my main residence, where I do lots of digging and mowing, and ride tractors - just so you don't get the wrong idea that I'm too girlie!

What can I say: I got started on the whole wife-and-kids thing at a young age.

Eastern medicine is not about curing your sickness. It's about keeping you well.

Well, I've seen a bunch of acupuncturists and one of my sister-in-laws is an herbalist. So I know a lot about alternative medicine. I don't know a lot about the practice but I know about the world.

It's an actor's job to play all the human conditions - light, dark, and medium.

I love getting on the subway because you get on the car, and you see the entire human race represented in any given subway car.

Where's the man that could ease a heart like a satin gown?

The only dreams that matter are the ones you have when you're awake.

Be courteous to all but intimate with few and let those few be well-tried before you give them your confidence.

One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.

Remember, there is nothing wrong with a healthy sense of self-respect.

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.

You know the sultans used to light their garden parties with turtles? They'd put candles on their backs and let them wander around. Hundreds of them.

It's [music composition] the most effortless thing in the world because you don't do anything. I hate to say it like that, but it's the truth.

When I watched Ellen come out in '97, my jaw was on the floor. I thought, There are some people who break the doors down, hold them open, and some people who walk right through.

Freedom is not the sole prerogative of a chosen few, but the universal right of all God's children.