You cannot judge a book by its contents.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Relationships take work. It isn’t true love if things go smoothly.

Live today. You never know when tomorrow will be a day too late.

Proud people have a mirror, the objects in that mirror is rebellion, A wise advice is often seen by them as controlling, Let them be.

The hearts that never lean must fall.

Your body is the church where Nature asks to be reverenced.

The whole point of Zen is to suspend the rules we have superimposed on things and to see the world as it is

The basic principal of recursive design is to make the parts have the same power as the whole.

I try to make music that's really real. I've always liked music that makes me feel something. I'm not a brain first, music second person.

The only habits you never conquer are the ones you put off doing something about.